I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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