She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
