Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
