It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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