saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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