Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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