Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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