If that was your dad, he is hot
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
and she was petting her beer can
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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