Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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