called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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