I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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