1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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