When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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