Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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