I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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