3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
you had me at cake vodka
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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