I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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