that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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