just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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