i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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