she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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