Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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