Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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