He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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