Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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