I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Be still, my beating vagina.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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