Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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