remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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