We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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