i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
