D3 body, D1 cock
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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