its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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