You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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