his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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