Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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