I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
