Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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