Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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