The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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