Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My bed smells like the plague
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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