I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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