If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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