there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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