I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
