if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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