My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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