He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
