Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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