your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
