Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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