The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
