carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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