in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My dad just said "fuck circus"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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