his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Every concussion has its silver lining
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Randomize
