I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
