I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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