I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
