God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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