Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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